Gold is considered the holiest of materials, though not the rarest, and has been since the beginning of civilization. It is very nonreactive (it's a noble metal) and as such can stand up to the might of the elements (nobody wants their temple to fall down).
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K-osh — 146th-level adventurer, member of the “Hrenelly” guild, with the motto “For those about to rock!”, stands at the 82nd position in the pantheon of Arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god M-ush. The heroine has no distinctive features to date; however, she promises to get some before her next appearance.
Embodied — 141st-level adventurer, member of the “Knights who say Ni” guild, with the motto “The pen is envious.”, stands at the 184th position in the pantheon of Wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the god Strickdd. He asked us not to feature him in this issue, but we do what we want.
The Enemy of the People is wanted for having appeared in the “Wanted” section of the Godville Times too often.
Caught today: 5 pcs.
Legit business seeks legally acquired Displeasurebot parts for totally innocent purposes. Knock thrice on the unmarked door behind “Mended Drum” to trade.
Caught today: 4 pcs.
Knights who say Ni — guild of 231 heroes, located at the 5th place in the pantheon of Adventure. Elders call themselves “elderni”. Declared themselves 'Godvillewood's cultural ambassadors'. Guild members worship the Knight Who Says Ni in utmost secrecy. Every member must adopt a dramatic cape-swooshing technique.
Bharata is a totally secret organisation that might be 70th in the pantheon of Popularity and doesn't have 18 members. The people muttering about “the good old days” in this guild are known as “drunkards”. Guild members worship the Midlife Crisis Negotiator in utmost secrecy. Every member must adopt a dramatic cape-swooshing technique.
18% — Blue Feather
10% — Church of the Flying Spag...
9% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
7% — Harvest Moon
7% — Knights who say Ni
4% — Guild Name
3% — Underperforming Sinners
3% — OverWorld
3% — Nautilus
36% — (other guilds)
Who's faster, a postman or a hero? Beat the next night-and-day switch shipment to “Dreamland Wares” and win a cash prize.
Found today: 14 pcs.
Criminal syndicates across Godville will pay top price for a teleportrait to anyone who doesn't ask questions.
Found today: 7 pcs.
• Due to an upcoming congress on changing the heroes' retirement age, all eligible heroes decided to refrain from parties, preferring to put more money in savings instead.
• A strong magnetic field in the capital lures all heroes. Today all roads lead to Godville. Literally.
03/21 Live is Live
02/13 Epicgram Tales
12/21 Holiday Special
11/25 Holy Widget
10/29 Eerie Show
19%
• Interesting fact: 76 ideas were submitted to the Ideabox in the last 24 hours and 63 ideas went into the ER.
• God of the mindless displayed their complete control of the Ideabox narrative.
• It's a good thing people like Papa Donald write into the ideabox, or we'd be out of a job.
23:45 The Tribble Game
19:29 Crossword & KYM Hints
16:22 [Game] The Person Above Me
10:51 Free Word Association Game
05:21 Idea Watch Team - Had an Idea accepted but never seen it? Post here.
• Offshore river banks used for secretly depositing gold coins — when we will finally get them?
• The heroes of the “Bloody Raiders” guild staged a raid upon the sewers of Paradise City. They returned wet, angry, and covered in algae.
• Heroes practicing the “thumb blowing” skill can achieve quite unexpected results if they can figure out how to integrate a couple dozen gold coins into their usual routine.
12245 gold coins +1.3%
904 gold coins -7.8%