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A useful thing for those who have already played many MMORPGs; it aims to provide an intuitive view of the game-play world. The graphical engine is absolutely unique to RPG games. Owners of high-end systems will enjoy detailed textures and dynamic lightning effects along with fully implemented shaders technology.

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Famous Heroes

Ol Dirty Bastard 158th-level adventurer, member of the “Guild Name” guild, with the motto “I'm dead inside!™”, stands at the 28th position in the pantheon of Might under the vigilant supervision of the god Arrowgargantuan. Remembering which taverns he hasn't been banned from takes up most of his spare time.

Heybaybay 186th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “journey b4 destination”, stands at the 165th position in the pantheon of Templehood under the vigilant supervision of the god Hairplug4men. He was recently caught stuffing tribbles into the Ideabox.

Wanted

The Godville Town Council is looking for a Sumo Ninja for avoiding tax returns on artifacts collected from dead heroes.

Caught today: 93 pcs.

A local taxidermist is offering a great prize for the fresh corpse of a Gummy Wyrm.

Caught today: 86 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

Against all odds and common sense, ℭαmelot ✠ and their 25 members achieved 26th in the pantheon of Unity. A prolonged stay in this guild will create a new “dragonrider”. They are unassociated with the Are We There Yeti. Even if you can't see the members of this guild, you'll certainly be able to hear them.

12 bar blues is a group of 27 brave adventurers, who have climbed to the 76th position in the pantheon of Adventure. Veterans in this guild call themselves “beatmaster”. Their initiation ceremony primarily involves telling really bad puns for hours.

Guild popularity in

33% — Church of the Flying Spag...

10% — Ever Lasting

10% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

7% — Blue Feather

5% — Knights who say Ni

5% — Harvest Moon

5% — Guild Name

5% — Asylum

2% — Nautilus

18% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

Drakara of “The Barefoot Deity” is willing to pay a premium rate for the acquisition of a continuum transfunctioner for a limited time only.

Found today: 38 pcs.

Don't get rid of your old philosopher's stone — analysts say that increased demand will make the price soar in the near to infinite future.

Found today: 93 pcs.

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Daily Forecast

• After observing a meteor shower of gold coins, astrologers concluded that today all monsters should have something valuable on them.

• Abnormal solar winds cause all auras to be half as long as usual.

Godpower Cap

22%

Ideabox News

• Approximately 37 ideas were spotted in the Ideabox during the last 24 hours. 37 ideas were seen in the Enhancement Room.

• Let's celebrate Bibliophile and her devotion to helping our ideas be all they can be.

• Rumor has it that High Lord Jenkins submits especially good ideas and votes for the submissions of others.

Forum News

03:25 [Game] The Person Above Me

03:22 Quests with special endings

02:31 Acronym game

01:41 Interesting coincidences

20:15 Fun word game!

Broken News

• Members of the “veXamousse” guild are sick of eating nothing but beans and Boy Who Cried “Dupe” jerky. They are extremely jealous of the lavish banquets served at the “Firewalkers” guild hall.

• “Today, anyone who bothers can become a hero,” complains a Dyslexic Agnostic in its letter. “Luckily, there are still plenty of lazy arses who don’t bother!”

• Heroes practicing the “backyard portal” skill can achieve quite unexpected results if they can figure out how to integrate a couple dozen gold coins into their usual routine.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

15088 gold coins +3.5%

1 Godville invite

1093 gold coins +18.7%