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Gold Bricks

Gold is considered the holiest of materials, though not the rarest, and has been since the beginning of civilization. It is very nonreactive (it's a noble metal) and as such can stand up to the might of the elements (nobody wants their temple to fall down).

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Famous Heroes

Zuppa 146th-level adventurer, member of the “Slackers” guild, with the motto “For Gobo! いいなあ...”, stands at the 67th position in the pantheon of Mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Gobo42. “I am overworked and underpaid,” he claims.

Vlad The Impailler 142nd-level adventurer, member of the “seven winds home” guild, with the motto “I need some jelly beans ⑦”, stands at the 123rd position in the pantheon of Arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Gsxrboy. The monsters of Godville now dream of him in their wildest nightmares.

Wanted

With a reward as sweet as a worthy reward, does it really matter why the Solar Bear is wanted?

Caught today: 137 pcs.

Ongoing Dragon With A Girl Tattoo skin delivery issues will further delay diary production, leading traders to give 2300 gold coins to any heroic supplier.

Caught today: 134 pcs.

Guild Spotlight

A controversial choice for Guild Spotlight is Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster with 57 members. They have managed to rise to 7th place in the pantheon of Duelery. The upper echelon call themselves “pastafarian”. When not causing trouble out on the road, they can be found causing trouble on the streets of El Herado. The all-time favorite of this guild is the Pastafarian Prophet. Their initiation ceremony primarily involves telling really bad puns for hours.

Against all odds and common sense, Crimson Penguins and their 22 members achieved 76th in the pantheon of Duelery. They promise a free Godville Times subscription to all new members.

Guild popularity in

13% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch

11% — Blue Feather

3% — Knights who say Ni

3% — TKB

3% — Tuonela

3% — Rise of Evil

2% — OverWorld

2% — The Forsakens Lament

2% — Flip dem tables Bro!

58% — (other guilds)

Buy and Sell

If you think a chaos engine is worthless, think again — Minlic will buy yours for several times the market value, specially at “Arona's Junk Shop”.

Found today: 51 pcs.

Found a unicoin? Cash in your luck with the nearest merchant! Hurry up! Don't let your good fortune turn into a pumpkin!

Found today: 54 pcs.

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Daily Forecast

• The gold reward for the Bingo game today is much higher than usual.

• Yesterday's shooting stars yielded a surplus of activatable artifacts, greatly decreasing their market value among traders.

Godpower Cap

1%

Ideabox News

• 36 ideas were enhanced yesterday.

• Show some love to Thegamerking777, because he has been showing lots of love to our ideas.

• Today's Ideabox dupes are brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

Forum News

07:44 Free Word Association Game

07:06 Acronym game

02:10 [Game] The Person Above Me

02:09 CHAIN REACTION

23:56 [Game] Godwiki Band Chaos

Broken News

• The “Black” guild was awarded with an engraved golden ladle in recognition of their efforts to feed the homeless. A caravan of tramps from neighboring cities is expected to arrive by nightfall.

• The hero Aurik The Vengeful, who wished to remain anonymous, has promised to defeat corruption in return for half of a kingdom and a princess.

• It has been calculated that if every hero were to tie up loose ends into a pretty bow, the ambient temperature of Godville would decrease by 7 kelvin.

Market Quotes

1 bosscoin

9349 gold coins -10.8%

1 Godville invite

943 gold coins -8.7%