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The Firefox was once native to almost every land, which is why some old paintings depict it wrapping itself around the entire planet...
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Famous Heroes
Altina — 157th-level adventurer, member of the “Skeatseria Lodge” guild, with the motto “Lodge - from Blammo!”, stands at the 24th position in the pantheon of Survival under the vigilant supervision of the god TheGourdGod. Her worst enemy — an Anarchonda. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a sharp wit. She is also a huge fan of Unpleasantville’s pubs.
Klon — 137th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Executing order 67.”, stands at the 172nd position in the pantheon of Mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Kelon. He always wanted to blind the all-seeing eye, but never found the time.
Wanted
A sneaky Undermaker crept into the Godvillewood mayor’s home and ate all the cookies. Proof of punishment of this villain can be exchanged for 2100 gold coins.
Caught today: 229 pcs.
An intolerably rich tycoon from Egopolis is offering a reward for every Velcrow anyone brings in.
Caught today: 318 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
Let it be known that the 27 members of Ober Tour And Travel are some pretty cool guys. They call themselves “tourguide”. Can you imagine that? Despite all the protests, the Beer Cub is totem of this guild. Despite bragging about diversity, not a single Brainstorm Trooper is found in their ranks.
Fang of The Fox, Claw of The Dragon is a totally secret organisation that might be 71st in the pantheon of Unity and doesn't have 23 members. The people muttering about “the good old days” in this guild are known as “necessity”. The favorite monster of the guild is Necessary Evil. Motto, crest and hymn are invented, drawn and sung by each member independently.
Guild popularity in
19% — Blue Feather
13% — Knights who say Ni
10% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
6% — Harvest Moon
5% — RNGods
4% — Guild Name
3% — The Forsakens Lament
3% — Spacebeer
3% — Nautilus
34% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
If you think a wit sharpener is worthless, think again — Dungeon Raider will buy yours for several times the market value, specially at “Bricks and Mortar”.
Found today: 110 pcs.
Wanted: a center of gravity. Don't ask why, and your silence will be rewarded. Godville Traders' Union.
Found today: 111 pcs.
Ads
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Looking for heroes able to supply required materials in sufficient quantities. The Club of Young Surgeons, “Serious Business” guild's hospital basement, San Satanos.
Will treat all illnesses in exchange for grammar lessons. Royal Leeches.
Daily Forecast
• Meteorologists flipped a coin, but it didn't come back down. Today's forecast is up in the air.
Game News
03/31 Soulfulness
03/05 Seasoned Refreshments
01/31 Ad-ventures
12/21 Happy Holidays
10/28 Trick and Treats
Godpower Cap
17%
Ideabox News
• 90 ideas yesterday, 90 ideas. Take one down, pass it around...
• Apparently, every entry that Kathalysa simply looks at in the ER becomes three times better.
• Holy Funk is responsible for many of today's Ideabox innovations.
Forum News
13:35 Ideaboxers' Union -✔- Peer Reviews, Reactions and Questions
12:29 Acronym game
09:07 [Game] Song Continuation
09:02 Wow
09:01 Tell me a story in 6 words
Broken News
• According to survey results, the “pocket hypnotoad” skill is much more popular than the “asynchronous swimming” skill. Scientists have yet to find the cause of this mysterious phenomenon.
• The excellent nutrition of the “Equinox” guild has made members of the “Solus” guild extremely jealous.
• Today, Jablez, following an order from his god, used a teleportation scroll and suddenly found himself right in the middle of the women's sauna.
Market Quotes
1 bosscoin
9618 gold coins +15.5%
1 Godville invite
1073 gold coins +19.2%